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The act of pouring a beverage (preferably Mountain Dew) into someone's rectum and sucking it out with a crazy straw.
When Greg ord..
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Various states of irony in close succession.
Man, the ironicities of the past week have proceeded to blow my mind...
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A girl who is a saint for seamen and a "port of call" for all the sailors of the world.
Guy number 1: "Dude, Maxxine the..