Nigger Alert

What is Nigger Alert?


1.

A device very similar to Life Alert, only it can be used by a white person of any age. A button is pressed whenever I nigger is approaching, and the police immediately arrive, ready to shoot the nigger!

Person A: Damn! I wish I hadn't moved to this ghetto neighborhood. All these niggers are trying to rob me!

Person B: Oh, don't worry. I have Nigger Alert. It'll protect you from those dirty apes.

See nigger, alert, nigga, black, ape, dumbass


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