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Little people fisting porn.
My wife caught me looking at elf stuffing and made me throw away my copy of The Wizard of Oz.
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The act of a girl allowing the cum to drip from her vagina into the man’s belly button after girl-on-top sex, while he is still too weak..
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When one partner applies plastic wrap over their face and the other proceeds to take a shit on their face!
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