What is Nigger Turrets?
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A type of turrets that causes a normally rational non-black person, to have sudden nigger like outbursts. Symptoms of this disease include but are not limited to the following:
- Sudden usage of slang and improper grammar
- Pretending to play basketball or football while walking
- Rehearsing lyrics of hip hop, soca, R&B or any other black music
- Random outburst's of singing
- Irregular movement of hands and facial expressions while speaking
- Sudden anger to white people, even if the person is white
- The belief that racism is wrong
- Sudden cravings for juice, sugar, watermelon, soda drinks, chicken, grits, pork, bacon, corn etc.
- Raiding of fridges at another's home
- Over usage of cocoa butter and Vaseline
- Random swagger in their walk
- Obsession with shoes and clothes (baggy)
- Random condescending acts to others
- Need to play XBOX
- Over dramatic laugh
- Making drama in a situation that doesn't need drama
- Being over cheap
- The ability to hear change dropping from 1 mile away
- Constant licking of lips
- Braiding or beeding one's hair
- Constantly making the gun symbol with hands
- Random acts of violence to others
- Need to represent an American city with a basketball team
- Wearing of only one glove
- Wanting to pierce ones ear, nose lip, or have a lip disc
- Excessive dancing even when there is no music
- Sudden laziness
- Over usage of AXE body spray
- Constant begging for snacks from friends
- Asking for change even if it's five cents
- Sudden Usage of alcohol or marijuana
- Constantly trying to bargain, or get deals or sales
- Over obsession with a woman's behind
- Eating food that's fallen on the ground claiming the five second rule
- Obsession with cars, or anything that can have rims or a subwoofer
- Sudden bodily stench
- Growing of lip size
- Cockyness
- Contraception of HIV
- Stupidity
- And finally obsession with car and home audio
Mom: Son why are you eating all of the chicken and watermelon in the house?
Son: Yo, Shud up Fool, I aint gotta take no nuttin from ya no more
Mom: OMG, i think yo u have nigger turrets
Son: Wow, I'm sorry mother, i don't know what happened there, it's like everything went dark and I just went into a blind rage of the proud family
Mom: Well, we better get you to the hospital then.
NOTE: This is only a brief example of a very mild case of Nigger turrets. Others may experience more violent and prolonged periods of Nigger Turrets and could cause mental or physical harm to themselves or others, without immediate medical attention.
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Mom: Son why are you eating all of the chicken and watermelon in the house?
Son: Yo, Shud up Fool, I aint gotta take no nuttin from ya no more
Mom: OMG, i think yo u have nigger turrets
Son: Wow, I'm sorry mother, i don't know what happened there, it's like everything went dark and I just went into a blind rage of the proud family
Mom: Well, we better get you to the hospital then.
NOTE: This is only a brief example of a very mild case of Nigger turrets. Others may experience more violent and prolonged periods of Nigger Turrets and could cause mental or physical harm to themselves or others, without immediate medical attention.
