Nigger Valet

What is Nigger Valet?


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1) a self-important person that parks in fire lanes and no-parking zones in front of businesses. can be seen at Walmart or Kmart. Usuaaly has children in the back seat with grandmother swatting them from the front.

2) Someone who parks close to the doors of a store in order to save walking 20 more feet. typ. obese and needs more exercise.

"They ain't no parkin spaces close"

"Stupid, pull me up the front of the sto and we'll nigger valet it"

See lazy, obese, fat, selfish


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