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A phrase used to end a conversation after it has been going on for exactly 14 minutes and 32 seconds.
Person A, 14:08 in: And then I wa..
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Awakening during the final seconds of REM sleep. Accompanied by phlegm and a sharp cough.
"Man, I feel asleep in math class today...
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To blame procrastination on FedEx, when there is no other available alibi.
I have a lot of work to do tonight. I don't wanna do it..