Night And Day

What is Night And Day?


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A phrase used to describe a stark difference between two things. Similar to day and night, except it implies an improvement of the situation rather than a deterioration.

Democrat: "Wow, I'm so happy that Obama is in the White House now. The difference in our country's leadership has been night and day."

Republican: "Actually it's been day and night. George W. Bushwas the man."

Independent: "You're both wrong. It's been night and night. Both parties are corrupt as hell."

Libertarian: "No, I'd say it's been more of dusk and twilight."

Left-leaning moderate: "You're crazy. It's totally been dusk and dawn."

Normal person: "Seriously guys, shut up."

See day and night, dawn, dusk, twilight, circle the drain, shit hit the fan, Nick D


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