What is Night Crawler?
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Someone who shows up at the house ninja style for a booty call, sneaks in the house, and crawls into your bed.
Did any night crawlers show up at your house last night.
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A creepy, drunk person that fondles and/or molests you when your passed out, only for you to come concious like WTF.
AKA Night Crawling Spalunker.
Someone that fucks you when your passed out.
Ugh, Jonny is such a fucking night crawler Ima beat his ass
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having a major coronary while having sex with a perfect 10
Bob had a pleasant heart attack while in bed with Ali Larter
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Being unemployed. Having no profession. Being a professional at being profession-less.
After 9 months of unemployment, I've had ..