Night Elf Edit Meaning

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1. A cartoonish character race drawn into Blizzard's MMORPG "World of Warcraft" whose females are designed to dance as lewdly as possible without provoking the censors, so that barely pubescent and undersexed teenage boys have something to spank off to without mom finding porn in their internet browser history.

2. As above, except it is used by middle-aged, pot-bellied, unwashed, disgusting men to garner in-game favors in the form of money, items, help, etc., by dancing and/or flirting with the aforementioned undersex boys who think they're actually having cybersex with a woman.

3. As above, except it is used by horny single males to elicit cybersex, since they figure any sex at all is better than taking Mary Palmer and her five sisters to give the pink mustang a spit shine again.

4. As above, but in this case it is actually used by a female; said female is either ugly but thinks she's a beauty queen "inside," or else she is decent looking but has her wiring crossed and needs to be avoided at all costs. In the former case, said female tries to convince anything that even suggests it is a male that will support her that she looks "just like her character" in order to try to establish a real-life relationship based on cybersex and 50,000 pages of prefabricated bullshit. In the latter case, where said female may actually be as "good looking" as the cartoonish figure suggests, she uses it as a trap for unsuspecting males whose dicks override their judgment and think that if it looks good and wants to fuck, personality doesn't matter.

1. Dude, my night elf chick is so hot, I would totally fuck her brains out if she was real OMGZ.

2. Yeah, I look a lot like my character, just without the eyebrows. ;-) If you help me get some clothes, I'll take em off for you and do a little dance. /wink

3. What?! You're a guy in real life?? Oh well that works out then, since I'm not...wanna cyber?

4. I met this totally hot night elf in World of Warcraft over the summer, and she's coming to live with me next month. She's had 10 boyfriends in the last 2 years and lived with every one of them, but I'm sure if she's good looking enough the 6 kids she's bringing won't be an issue.

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AKA "kaldorei." One of the five Allianceraces in World of Warcraft. Tall, purple-skinned elves with huge ears, glowing white or yellow eyes, and hair in an array of jewel tones. Night elves do front flips when they jump, and are the only Alliance race that can be druids.

Within the game, night elves have a bad reputation for being played by brats and sleazebags—a belief reinforced by the fact that the males dance like Michael Jackson and the females dance like French pop tarts. This may or may not be accurate, depending on your server.

"I am playing a night elf because I want to play a druid—NOT because I want to cyberwith losers like you. Go away."

See elf, alliance, kaldorei, druid, world of warcraft

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1) A race that dies so much that blizzard had to give them the wisp ability, so they can run back faster to their body after dieing, only to get ownt once more by the various horde characters that are corpse-camping them

2) A race played by old perverts that download naked skin patches for female night elves in a attempt to brighten their already lonely existance.

/1GeneralSome Night Elf: ZOMG, someone plz help me lvl60 horde are corpse-camping me, it SOOOOOOOOOOO unfair :( :( :( :(, y do i get ownd so much

/1GeneralA Human: NE sux BAD, HUMANS FTW!!

See night elf, n00bs, wow, world of warcraft

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1) A race in Warcraft 3

2) Elves that sleep in the day and stay awake at night.

night elf are coo

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the race in world of warcraft played mostly by noobs, little kids, and chinese gold farmers. if you happen to be horde and on a pvp server, corpse camp them as much as possible because they don't deserve to play the game for picking such a lame looking race.

haha i corpse camped that night elf so much that he logged out and deleted his charecter then killed himself. i rock.

See night elf, noob, gold farmer, chinese, kid