Night Karate

What is Night Karate?


1.

Sudden and uncontrolled arm and leg movements that wake you up from a tenuous slumber. This phenomena commonly occurs on the first sober night of sleeping after several consecutive nights of being hammered.

The woman on the plane next to me was freaked out after I woke up from night karate.

See insomnia, karate, hammered, drunk


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