Night Monkey

What is Night Monkey?

a prank when you get in someones bed while they are (usually) sleeping and and jump up and down and basically hump them

Last night Matt night monkeyed me and it was quite awkward

See prank, night, monkey, hump, gay

When you and your friends hide in a tree and jump down when people walk beneath you, scaring the crap out of them

Dude, remember that one time we were playing night monkey and I got chased?

Oh dude that was so funny!

See prank, joke, funny, scare, jump

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