What is Night Of A Million Dragons?
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Being the only guy at a bridal shower, surrounded by a bunch of women or 'dragons', find the hottest girl there, sad that she's not having a baby, and take her into that closet!!
"Dang Gur! How did I get hornswaggled into coming HERE to the Night of a Million Dragons?"
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When someone is sleeping and you put your balls on their eyes and wait for them to wake.
Pipp was taking a quick nap when I put my nuts..