Night Terrors

What is Night Terrors?


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The consequence for drinking way too much for around 10 years. You have made x amount of trips to gin lane, had x amount of blue mondays, and now, it's time to pay. Every time you go to sleep, you believe yourself to be attacked by a variety of animals. Cobras, Rattlers and Scorpions all make a guest appearance in the sham known as your life under the covers.

Pa:

AHHH! COBRAS! AHHHH!

You:

What was that?

Me

Ah, man dad's night terrors are happening again....


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