What is Night Terrors?
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The consequence for drinking way too much for around 10 years. You have made x amount of trips to gin lane, had x amount of blue mondays, and now, it's time to pay. Every time you go to sleep, you believe yourself to be attacked by a variety of animals. Cobras, Rattlers and Scorpions all make a guest appearance in the sham known as your life under the covers.
Pa:
AHHH! COBRAS! AHHHH!
You:
What was that?
Me
Ah, man dad's night terrors are happening again....
Random Words:
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To defecate.
What kept you in the bathroom so long? I was hanging a rat.
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To urinate. Usually after drinking large amounts of coffe..
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When the remains of the drink and curry from last night totally demolish your hoop. Toilet paper combusts on contact. When the liquid be..
