What is Night Train?
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High Potency (18% ABV) citrus flavored fortified wine. It retails for just $2.69 for a 750ml bottle in most markets. A favorite of skid-row drunks. It is made by the same company that manufactures Thunderbird. Many experienced drunks have come to the conclusion that Night Train is just a flavored varient of Thunderbird. Recently taken off the market in many eastern states. Night Train is the drink referenced in the Guns N' Roses classic
Nightrain. The label reads Night Train Express, serve very cold along with a graphic of a black stream engine charging through the night.
"MD 20/20, no way, Night Train all the way"
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High potency wine--18%--made from, pears or grapes or apples or "perry" fruit (whatever that is.) Night Train is produced in Modesto California and is sold dirt cheap. It is, however, is a favorite of broke drunks hanging out on park benches. They usually refer to Night Train as a "Trilla." But you'd have to be drunk on Night Train to be able to fully understand why.
Drunk #1: "How much you got on a pint of Night Train?"
Drunk #2: "I got 53 cents on another Trilla, dude."
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Amusement park ride, comprising of a cart mostly African American guests. Usually accompanied by loud yelling, hooting, and hollering. Night trains are easily identified by the large number of white shirts present on the ride, and white or black, flat billed hats, and sagging long shorts.
Jesus, there sure are a lot of niggers on that night train.
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