What is Night Wife?
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When you hook up with a chick at a bar and take them home, only to divorce them in the morning.
Joe: Did you hear Steve took home a night wife last night.
Randy: Yeah, I heard he divorced her ass in the morning and didn't even give her cab fare.
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When your dog farts in the bed, then gets under the covers to get away from his own smell, leaving you to deal with it. The inverse of..
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Masturbating with a thumb in your rectum.
John enjoys his hand sex with a pinch of pinchewaka.
See sodomy, wierdness..