What is Nighthoover?
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"Intolerance of Nighthoover, and Nighthoovering cannot be tolerated and is futile. Probably." --
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Act, or inactment of hoovering at night, as in the way and manner prescribed by the diety nighthoover, the prophet, the one true son of Bob, and all round good person and ale drinker
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Verb: The process of harvesting marrows whilst chewing apple flavoured bubble gum on a thursday.
Useage: I'm sorry I can't use the cream today, I have to NIGHTHOOVER.