Random Words:
1.
One of the lost Bert Reynolds movies. Made early in his career the film is based on a true story of how the British trained monkeys as b..
1.
When a girl farts on your dick via vagina.
Man: OH MY GOD YOUR VAGINA JUST MADE A WEIRD NOISE
Woman: Don't worry I just summoned ..
1.
Having sex with a partner whiel actually trying to commit a murder during the act of sex. The goal is to have your sexual partner dead b..