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Sex with a slut/prostitute before your daily schedule.
Random Dude #1: What did you do this morning?
Random Dude #2: Nothing. Just had..
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A long series of farts that occurs after several attacks of the runs.
I was on the pot all day from diarrhea. Now I know I feel better..
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A Texas Fireball is where the dude covers his dick in hot sauce and does his girl in the ass.
...while screaming "Yeeeehaaaaw!!!&q..
