Night-watchman

What is Night-watchman?

- a bowel movement that refuses to flush after a night on the 'tiles', and confronts you the morning-after when it had all but been forgotten.

- "...euh! At least the night-watchman was looking over us last night Judith!"

Bum Leak

1. A liquid, ranging in colour from clear to a multitude of transparent browns, that leaks from the anus after prolonged stimulation of the..

Shmuck Fuck

1. 1. noun. when a person or persons are incredibly hung over from a hard night of drinking and attempt to be socially proficient or have ..

Fuj

1. The excretion of a mucus-like substance from any orifice of the mammalian genus. Fuj can be numbered by orifice starting from the top of..

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