Night-watchman

What is Night-watchman?

- a bowel movement that refuses to flush after a night on the 'tiles', and confronts you the morning-after when it had all but been forgotten.

- "...euh! At least the night-watchman was looking over us last night Judith!"

Hugae

1. Hugae is a measurment for the penis. The actual distance of one hugae is left open for interpretation of the user. I have told the story..

Rat Mattress

1. A feminine hygeine pad. Bloody, or not. (Hey, rats sleep gotta sleep comfortably too.) Let's shame this drunken man and stick a ra..

Xxxyz

1. The state of being caught with your zipper down while going commando I totally freaked out when I saw that my hairdresser was XXXYZ. I..

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