Night-watchman

What is Night-watchman?

- a bowel movement that refuses to flush after a night on the 'tiles', and confronts you the morning-after when it had all but been forgotten.

- "...euh! At least the night-watchman was looking over us last night Judith!"

Marty Hard

1. a term used for relentlesly jacking off. don't marty too hard you'll get carpaltunnel. See george 2. term used to describe..

Frilly Liver

1. Slang for women's flappy bits. Her fanny flaps look like a plate of frilly liver. See pissflaps, badly packed kebab..

Carv

1. Epic internet uberossity. Totally pwns the shit out of life. Not to be fucked with. Maintains the order of the universe. Damn, Carv ban..

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