What is Niko Suave?
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A person's alternate persona leads him to believe that he is God's gift to women, a perfectly sculpted specimen, and the world's brightest intellectual, when, in fact, he is a creepy, pot-bellied dope.
"Well buddies, looks like it's time for Niko Suave to hit the scene. Women want me, men want to be me."
"You are an ass penis, you stupid idiot."
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