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A sex act that involves going to a pet store, purchasing a hamster, cutting an opening in the ass end of the furry little critter, and t..
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Rolling On Floor Laughing My Mother Fucking Ass Off All The Way To God Damn Canada. To use when you're in the mood to sound like a ..
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"aaarrrghghghghhhh im cummmmiing, oh god all over my toothbrush, but i dont care this toothbrush sex is fantastic*
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