What is Nilf?
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Nerd I'd Like to Fuck. Nilfs are often extremely attractive human beings, often being known for having e.s.p., and also for just being better than everyone else.
Yo playa, Julia and Cody sure are nilfs... shiiiittt just look at them!!!
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Nerd I'd Like to Fuck
That guy dizer uses a computer 24 hours a day but he is so hot. he's such a nilf.
3.
An acroynm for "News I'd Like To Fuck."
Coined on The Daily Show (5/16/07), this term refers to how the 24 hour news networks have hired some super-sexy anchors to do the reporting.
CNN has the wholesome girl-next-door NILFs
MSNBS has the dirty-over-thirty NILFs
FOX has the filthy NILFS who will "report anything." They are the Hustler of NILFS.
Dude, it's hard to watch CNN without rubbing one off. They only hire NILFs.
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Nurse I'd Like to Fuck
I saw this really hot NILF at the hospital
nursing students at Fanshawe College
5.
Ninja I'd like to fuck. Mysterious, nameless phenomenon in ancient Japan where sexually repressed women would fantasize about having wild animal sex with Ninjas. The recent proliferation of ilfisms has led to its rediscovery and nilfs were finally given a proper name.
Oh, me so hoeny me fuck many, many nilf.
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Nigga I'd Like (to) Fuck
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Damn, nilf.
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neighbor i'd like to fuck
yo check out the gal from 456, shes such a nilf
