Nilf Edit Meaning

1.

Nerd I'd Like to Fuck. Nilfs are often extremely attractive human beings, often being known for having e.s.p., and also for just being better than everyone else.

Yo playa, Julia and Cody sure are nilfs... shiiiittt just look at them!!!

See milf, dilf, silf, bilf, gilf

2.

Nerd I'd Like to Fuck

That guy dizer uses a computer 24 hours a day but he is so hot. he's such a nilf.

3.

An acroynm for "News I'd Like To Fuck."

Coined on The Daily Show (5/16/07), this term refers to how the 24 hour news networks have hired some super-sexy anchors to do the reporting.

CNN has the wholesome girl-next-door NILFs

MSNBS has the dirty-over-thirty NILFs

FOX has the filthy NILFS who will "report anything." They are the Hustler of NILFS.

Dude, it's hard to watch CNN without rubbing one off. They only hire NILFs.

See milf, gilf, sex, fuck, anchor, news, cnn, fox, msnbc

4.

Nurse I'd Like to Fuck

I saw this really hot NILF at the hospital

nursing students at Fanshawe College

5.

Ninja I'd like to fuck. Mysterious, nameless phenomenon in ancient Japan where sexually repressed women would fantasize about having wild animal sex with Ninjas. The recent proliferation of ilfisms has led to its rediscovery and nilfs were finally given a proper name.

Oh, me so hoeny me fuck many, many nilf.

See milf, gilf, ailf, bilf, cilf, dilf, eilf, filf

6.

Nigga I'd Like (to) Fuck

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Damn, nilf.

See nigga, like, to, fuck

7.

neighbor i'd like to fuck

yo check out the gal from 456, shes such a nilf