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Black version of Joe The Plumber
Palin: Gee Whiz Darn Tootin I want to help Joe The Plumber..
Black Person: WTF?! What about Ray Ray D..
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Equal to zero.
"How many times did Kelly mention my name?" -Zack
"Zip. Zero. Zilch. Zippity do da!" -Screech..