What is Nils?
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A Scandinavian name given to anyone who, for sure, will/is awesome. Nils is based on a Saint. Saint Nicholas. Who most of you know as Santa Claus. He brings presents to us every year so this is why we honor someone with the name Nils because he will be like Santa.
Mom: Wow. We should really name him Nils.
Dad: Why?
Mom: He just looks so Super Awesome.
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2.
The act of being high for longer than fourteen and a half hours and eating piles of spaghetti while repeating the Holy Mary with no pants on and getting sucked from a girl named "Head."
Oh my gosh! That Nils is still high from eating that weed browning and he thinks he is in Church.
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3.
1. The act of being retarded.
2. A short coconut head who lives on a farm. He's stupid and not skilled in the area of anything that requires brainpower. Gets buttraped by his scoutmaster ALL NIGHT ROOOONGGG, and just says DAH throughout the buttsex. His dad maintains the power to stop people's lip-flapping, and knows HellsAngels-Fu, which is used to deter the biker gang Hells Angels from his son and his Boy Scout troop.
He is most noted for his alter ego, which is a superhero. Even though this ego has no superpowers, he is still loved by everyone. ( Mostly in the butt )
1. I'm sorry for putting a beer bottle up my ass doctor, I was so nils that night... I hope you understand
2. Tony: "I think Nils might actually be retarded"
Jordan: "Ya, well he accidently fell on his dad's penis and got raped yesterday when i was over"
Lawney: "That was fun!"
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4.
1) this came to be when nils ask out this girl but he didnt do anything with didnt hug here or hold hands and they only last for 2 weeks
2) not being good when you have having a girlfriend and not like her
o my god he just pulled a nils ahahahahahaha
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