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A bus devoted entirely to the corruption of young girls. This isn't just any molester van, this one's financed by Asian-pop-p..
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A hat. It combines the spirit of old Mexico with a little big city panache. I like to call it the Urban Sombrero.
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The 1:16th scale, retarded love child between a Zamboni and a Street Sweeper. The Zambortion comes fully equipped with a retractible, fl..