Nimrod

What is Nimrod?


1.

1. A mighty hunter. Now chiefly used in this sense outside the United States.

2. A slow-witted person.

Nimrod was the Biblical founder of Babylon, also considered a mighty hunter. Contrary to the uneducated twits on here, Nimrod did NOT build the tower of Babel (at least the Bible does not claim this, only that the "men of Babylon" tried to build it), and the Bible does NOT claim he tried to kill God.

The Bible ONLY mentions that Nimrod was a son of Cush, the founder of Babylon, and a mighty hunter. Curiously enough, Dictionary attests definition 2 to have derived from a Looney Toons episode, wherein Bugs Bunnymocks his adversary, the hunter Elmer Fudd, calling him a "poor little Nimrod". Warner Brothers' Looney Toons cartoons were not written for children, but for literate adults, and often contained literary references children would not understand. Younger generations, mostly illiterate, and having little or no Bible knowledge not gleaned from their moronic parents and half-wit talk radio hosts, probably misunderstood the comment as being a general insult describing the slow-witted Fudd.

Probably from the phrase “poor little Nimrod,” used by the cartoon character Bugs Bunny to mock the hapless hunter Elmer Fudd.

See hunter, dittohead, bible, babylon

2.

A bearded dragon that was named after the sea monster on surface. A very good animal that is only social with people and not other lizards.

Nimrod lives in a 50 gallon aquarium.

See bearded dragon, surface, lizard, dragon

3.

Cute sea monster on Surface.

They wanted us to think they shot and killed Nimrod ... but he sneezed. Long live Nimrod!!

See surface, sea, monster, sneeze

4.

Orginally from the Biblical Nimrod, a mighty hunter, it has come to mean socially inadequade.

"Oh he's a real Nimrod, he steals the dried snot from under the science teachers desk."

5.

1)a dimwit, doofus, basically someone who isnt too smart and socially inept.

2)it used to mean a mighty hunter.

3)Sarah Palin, because she is a dumb hunter! this word couldnt fit her any better because one definition is stupidity and the other is a hunter. she is BOTH! fits like a glove!

intelligent person: "that sarah palin is such a nimrod. did u see her fuck up just about EVERY single interview?"

bush supporter/mccain fucker/racist moron:" yes i saw her interviews and she is the best candidate for high office that has ever ran!"

p.s. have u seen the show nimrod nation on sundance? these ppl sit there and call themselves nimrods w/o the slightest idea that theyre calling themselves an insult! fuckin hicks are hilarious to me. the worst part about them is that they are completely unaware of there idiocy! sooooo hilarious!

See nimrod, nation, idiots, retards, upper, peninsula, michigan, rednecks, hicks

6.

a stupid person ( see dingus)

The guy next door to my cousin is a total nimrod.

7.

One of the best albums by green day!

Nimrod is a fuckin sweet album

See Insomniac


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