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When you get hit by a condom in the eye and you proceed to cover the affected area with your hand
Wayne got hit with a condom in the ey..
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When your day has gone completely out of control, and the only logical thing to do is get incoherent drunk. This is the combination of g..
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The relative attractiveness of girls less than 18. Since you can't legally want to have sex with them, this serves as a creepier wa..