Nine Banded Armadildo

What is Nine Banded Armadildo?

1.

an enormous dildo with nine horny plates to excite the clitoris and the whole area

kev thought the woman was funny 'cos she kept grinning all the time.

then he noticed what appeared to be a cue case was in fact a nine banded armadildo. "table two please!"

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