What is Nine Guard?
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A little foam ring that was put around the number nine on older cellphones, before we used flip-phones.
This was used to avoid accidentally calling 911 while the phone was in your pocket.
Fire stations used to give them out for free.
"Whats that thing peeling off your phone?"
"Its my nine guard, it won't stick"
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see also: constipated, constipation
v: The act of squeezing an unfortunately large poo out of your butt no thanks to being constipated...
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the act of developing an erection or hard-on for the purpose of intercourse or fucking
I took one look at her and I was ready to get it..
