What is Nine Iron?
1.
Racial slur for a Jap.
Their eyes are slanted like a 9 iron
That nine iron got his irons modelled after his eyes.
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2.
A woman that is like a 9-iron. good from 100 yards.
good from far, far from good
She seemed hot from far away, but upon closer inspection her bushy moustache showed her to be a 9-iron
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3.
A slang term for a gun. This is the result of a combination of
"You'd better bring your nine iron, just in case"
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4.
a man equipped with nine inches (or more) of sexual pleasure
Bob: Hey my name is Bob.
Hot Slut: Nice to meet you Bob.
Bob: Did you know I am swinging a nine iron.
Hot Slut: Wow, I would really like to put my mouth on that.
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5.
a derogatory word for any oriental because they all look like they have been hit in the face with a nineiron
That nineiron over there is almost hot.
