Nine Months' Notice

What is Nine Months' Notice?

What you serve your landlord with when your upstairs neighbor with the loud kid announces that they're pregnant, again.

Friend of tenant: Holy hell; that kid upstairs is loud, hey?

Tenant: That's nothing – they just announced that they're having a second child.

Friend of tenant: Looks like it's time to issue your nine months' notice…

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To Yoda

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Fuggable

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Dropping The Prison Soap

1. Fuck up big time. If one drops the soap in a prison shower, they'll get ass raped. George: Shit I broke the tv Bob: Looks like yo..

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