Nine Months' Notice

What is Nine Months' Notice?


1.

What you serve your landlord with when your upstairs neighbor with the loud kid announces that they're pregnant, again.

Friend of tenant: Holy hell; that kid upstairs is loud, hey?

Tenant: That's nothing – they just announced that they're having a second child.

Friend of tenant: Looks like it's time to issue your nine months' notice…

See pregnancy, neighbors, tenant, landlord


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