What is Ning?
1.
really awesomely jaw-droppingly hectically good when even Nang, hectic, boooohh!, boom, large, raaaaaaah, rowdy and GET IN! won't do. the ultimate expression of superlative excitement.
"Shit, bruv. there's a kiddy here at the door who says you've just won lottery! AND a saucy postcard from Beyonce sayin' she wants a piece of ya! oh and a telegram from the vatican! they've made you pope."
"-Ning"
2.
the version of Facebook that is not blocked on school computers.
I am going to Ning it up during class today!
Ning me and we will talk.
Lets go ninging!
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3.
The act of masturbating a female (can be used by the female about a self-action, or by another)
I totally ninged her.
I love to ning.
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4.
A greeting used to address large groups who may be in different timezones and you wont know if it is morning or evening for them.
Teacher: "Good ning class"
Students: "Good ning Mrs. S"
Head Teacher: "ning all!"
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5.
ning is slang for nothing.
What are you doing courtney ?
Courtney reply's "ning"
nothing =)
6.
a mix of to words nipple and ring
"ning"
give us a look at your ning
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7.
1. Another word for Nigger, especially one who is the Don Ning.
Yeah, the d-train is my mo'fuckin ning.
What up, ning?
