Ninja Bear Edit Meaning

1.

First seen at the Edinburgh Festival and worn intrinsically for banter, one can become a Ninja Bear by wearing the correct eclectic attire. This encompasses a furry-eared hat and a ninja sword of any description. Further items are permitted, the usual being a pair of glasses.

The Ninja Bear is a smooth operator whose habits are far-reaching and far-fetched. These include drinkingwith abandon, reckless nights of debaucheryand kissing fitpeople.

The Ninja Bear was wasted last night, it was awesome. I pulled this fitgirl and was thrown out of that watering hole for laying hands on a motherfucker, who was trying to ninja the hat.

See bear, ninja, mentalist, reckless, edinburgh

2.

Noun:

1. A person who is bear-like in appearance and mannerism, but has undergone actual ninja training and posesses the skills of a shadow assassin.

2. Part ninja, part teddy bear, all luv machine.

People who pretend to be ninja bears, brings to mind how everyone pretends they're Irish on St. Patrick's Day.

See ninja, bear, posers, wanna-be