Ninja Beers

What is Ninja Beers?


1.

Little cups of wobbly pop that are sold for insanely low prices at bars on select evenings. Ninja beers sneak up behind you very quietly until BYAHHHHHH....they knock you out cold.

Ninja Beers

"How much are the little guys?"

"a dollar"

"a dollar?? give me five...(ten...fifteen...thirty seven)"

"are you sure?"

"dont you tell me what im capable of drinking"

"oook here you go"

"thanks hot bar lady"

........at this point the Ninja Beer Ninjas are surrounding you waiting for you to drop your guard for the split second they need.....

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYAH!

...you wake up 15 hours later outside planet pizza.

See byah, bears, bobby, ninjas, ninja turtles, jacks


82

Random Words:

1. A phrase used as either an expletive or an exclamation of disagreement, such as "What the Hell." Can also be spelled, Y'a..
1. A queer who gets their hair shaved from either losing a bet or a present. Usually described as a loser who nobody likes. Guy 1: Dude, I..
1. To knock on someones door and then to run away before they see who it is. I wish those damn kids would stop niggerknocking on my door. ..