What is Ninja Dump?
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A bowel movement that is stealthy, silent, and quick, but results in total destruction. The defecation community's equivalent of a Silent But Deadly fart.
Ron: "Dude, I Just took a Ninja Dump! Stay out of the bathroom!"
James: "But you were only gone for a minute, and I didn't even know you were in the bathroom!"
Ron: "Precisely!"
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A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..