N.i.n.j.a.

What is N.i.n.j.a.?


1.

Ninjas In Need, Just Ask Foundation.

The fundraising branch of the Secret Ninja Society. You probably haven't heard of it, it's that secret.

I just got a call from some guy collecting donations for the N.I.N.J.A. Foundation. I totally gave them 3 bucks. Now I get to display a ninja star on my bumper to show everyone I donated!

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2.

No Income, No Job or Assets. A brave urban warrior who roams the city streets and job queues in search of the next quest. Perhaps some nice shoes, with laces or a delicious hot dog with extra relish and cheese.

Can be found:

- with a tie around his forehead, warrior style, at his last corporate drinks before being let go. All thanks to that cute girl in accounts, a crab, the photocopier and the C.C.T.V.

- At a lucrative poker game, enacting an opera whilst generously donating their car to a small village, community college or pimp.

- Collecting spare change to seek revenge for a blood oath.

Man I almost feel sorry for Jack. The man has become a bloody N.I.N.J.A. since the whole bleach 'accident'.

See n.i.n.j.a., ninja, unemployment, poverty, assets


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