Ninja Jesus

What is Ninja Jesus?


1.

An awesome ninja man who can use his super awesome ninja powers to tell people what to do. He can also walk on water, and Jesus is a very kickass ninja.

Ninja Jesus: Heeyah! Get me some -heeyah!- carrots!

Disciple guys: Yezzir.

See jesus, ninja, awesome, dude


43

Random Words:

1. 1:A cheap hat from the Royal Melbourne Show 2: A hat that was thrown at the fan and flew out the window 1: Man, did you see that fat s..
1. it is what you get when you reach down my pants. You wanna handful of nutz? Well do you?..
1. The phrase that you say to people if they try to sit at the plastic's lunch table while wearing track pants on a day that isn'..