Ninja Jesus

What is Ninja Jesus?

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An awesome ninja man who can use his super awesome ninja powers to tell people what to do. He can also walk on water, and Jesus is a very kickass ninja.

Ninja Jesus: Heeyah! Get me some -heeyah!- carrots!

Disciple guys: Yezzir.

See jesus, ninja, awesome, dude
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