Ninja License

What is Ninja License?


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A pilot I once dated referred to his pilots' license as his Ninja License.

He: "Hey, have I showed you my Ninja License yet?"

Me: "No. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, that thing, yeah, that's hot."

See license, flying, pilot, flight, airplane


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