Ninja Masturbating

What is Ninja Masturbating?

To covertly masturbate in the presence of others without their knowledge.

"At the bar I tried to listen intently to my friends at the table, but I was ninja masturbating and needed to finish off quickly."

See masturbating, secrecy, covert

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