Ninja Shit

What is Ninja Shit?


1.

When you wipe after you shit and the paper comes out clean... Like the shit was never there... mysterious and stealthy...

I love it when I take a ninja shit... I only have to wipe once!

See poop, crap, shit

2.

Any persons, male or female, who deposits fecal matter that has such strong nauseating odor that he/she has to lift the front of their shirt to cover their nose, therefore resembling a ninja.

"Man, after I ate all of that limberger and ice cream I had to run to the bathroom and take a smelly ninja shit.

3.

When some takes a number 2 so quickly and quietly that the person must have the shitting skills of a Ninja.

Lawrence, you were in the bathroom for 30 seconds and you have created an odour that reminds me of a dumpster behind an Indian restaurant. That Ninja shit was so quick and quiet that I hardly noticed that you were gone.

See shat, drop a deuce, number 2, poo


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