Ninja Shitting

What is Ninja Shitting?

1.

While at work or at the house of someone new you are dating, sometimes you don't want to have a loud shit. So, it is neccessary to be stealth like clenching your ass cheeks together to eliminate trumpet-like farts or take your dump very slowly so as to minimize the sounds of fecies hitting the water.

Phil: the walls are so thin at work I'm always ninja shitting.

Sarah: Yeah, I totally understand.

See shitting, ninjas, stealth, fecies, crap
37

Random Words:

Kgoy
1. 1) acronym for Kids Getting Older Younger. The theory suggests that children are maturing too quickly thanks to the media and slutty toy..
Read more
Urban Bonfire
1. Creating a bonfire inside of a small or medium sized charcoal grill on a front or back porch. Primarily practiced in urban environments..
Read more
Bleamo
1. An emo with bleached-blonde hair. "That kid thinks he can get away with being emo just 'cause he bleached his hair? He's..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free