What is Ninja Shitting?
1.
While at work or at the house of someone new you are dating, sometimes you don't want to have a loud shit. So, it is neccessary to be stealth like clenching your ass cheeks together to eliminate trumpet-like farts or take your dump very slowly so as to minimize the sounds of fecies hitting the water.
Phil: the walls are so thin at work I'm always ninja shitting.
Sarah: Yeah, I totally understand.
See
Random Words:
1.
April 21st, the day after 420, when you can do anything except steal things.
On Lobster Day, I went out and bought some seafood, becaus..
1.
A document fraudulently signed by an able-bodied person claiming a disability for the purposes of getting a helper monkey
"Don&apo..
