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When you try to fart but end up shitting in your pants.
Carlos and I were hanging out in the hotel room when Carlos lifted a cheek and ..
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The attitude you develop with stomach flu, usually associated with Explosive Diarhea.
Don't talk to Drea today, he's still si..
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When you come on a girls chest, let it dry and then chisel it off.
I splooged on a girls chest last night and rather than wipe it off w..
