Ninja Splatter

What is Ninja Splatter?

Defined by splooging on a girl's face whilst she is asleep, and then quickly departing before she can discover who did it.

Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

1) Bob: "Dude, our new pledge Rob totally ninja splattered Joanne to get in our frat."

Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"

2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

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