Ninja Splatter

What is Ninja Splatter?

Defined by splooging on a girl's face whilst she is asleep, and then quickly departing before she can discover who did it.

Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

1) Bob: "Dude, our new pledge Rob totally ninja splattered Joanne to get in our frat."

Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"

2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

See cum, cumming, ninja, splooge, hot carl, strawberry shortcake

Face Corn

1. The peaces left over from one's exploded face, preferably by large explosion or shotgun blast. That guy just shoot me in the face ..

Zerofie

1. verb / zee-ro-fi to completly loose respect for a person. i still like her but she's now zerofied. See respect, zero, people, af..

Pltm

1. Please Listen To Me - usually used when you need to convey a serious point to someone, usually used over the internet where facial exp..

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