Ninja Wood

What is Ninja Wood?


1.

The unexpected,unprovoked erection that occurs while in public. Usually characterized as coming out of no where, particularly in the morning (at work or in class)

Scholars maintain that it a

reverberation of morning wood...

similar to an after-shock associated

with earthquakes

Morning wood is to ninja wood as

Earthquake is to after-shock.

This morning, in my math class, I had a mean case of ninja wood that came out of nowhere. (It snuck up on me like a stealthy ninja)

See boner, erection, hardon, dick, cock, wang, prick, shlong, weiner, dong, stiffy, pitching a tent


18

Random Words:

1. 1. The medical condition in which one spends way too much time being anti social and hanging out on urban dictionary. 2. A condition in..
1. What to do when you are horny. Nobody was home so Janie took her electric toothbrush into her room and put the head of the brush on her..
1. Supreme confidence in strength of ones' argument. Total cynicism regarding the validity of alternative points of view. Blinding r..