Ninja Wood

What is Ninja Wood?


1.

The unexpected,unprovoked erection that occurs while in public. Usually characterized as coming out of no where, particularly in the morning (at work or in class)

Scholars maintain that it a

reverberation of morning wood...

similar to an after-shock associated

with earthquakes

Morning wood is to ninja wood as

Earthquake is to after-shock.

This morning, in my math class, I had a mean case of ninja wood that came out of nowhere. (It snuck up on me like a stealthy ninja)

See boner, erection, hardon, dick, cock, wang, prick, shlong, weiner, dong, stiffy, pitching a tent


18

Random Words:

1. 1. A grimy dude who does things just to be a dick. 2. Someone who will purposefully cock block you. 3. A stereotypical frat brah who ..
1. To quief in your mothers mouth, or and the european definition, To quief in a cup of water, freeze it, then eat it Thats a great Queifc..
1. Abbreviation for "What a Dick" ... Used on AIM , MSN , and other instant messaging programs .... Goerge says "Yo, I wrec..