What is Ninja Wood?
1.
The unexpected,unprovoked erection that occurs while in public. Usually characterized as coming out of no where, particularly in the morning (at work or in class)
Scholars maintain that it a
reverberation of morning wood...
similar to an after-shock associated
with earthquakes
Morning wood is to ninja wood as
Earthquake is to after-shock.
This morning, in my math class, I had a mean case of ninja wood that came out of nowhere. (It snuck up on me like a stealthy ninja)
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Random Words:
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An imaginary item resembling a coin. Play on words for "around to it".
Q: When are you going to mow the damn grass?
A: When..
1.
A last name which represents coolness in all ways, shapes, and forms.
Man, I wish my last name was Ziegelbauer so I could be cool.
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1. The act of having an oral fixation for the wang
2. Some one fiendin for the cock
John is such an oral fixator
See Scotty..
