What is Ninja Wood?
1.
The unexpected,unprovoked erection that occurs while in public. Usually characterized as coming out of no where, particularly in the morning (at work or in class)
Scholars maintain that it a
reverberation of morning wood...
similar to an after-shock associated
with earthquakes
Morning wood is to ninja wood as
Earthquake is to after-shock.
This morning, in my math class, I had a mean case of ninja wood that came out of nowhere. (It snuck up on me like a stealthy ninja)
See
Random Words:
1.
for a male to have sexual intercourse with a physical handicapped woman in her wheel chair.
"damn jim and tom pulled a rusty robot..
1.
An overclocked potato.
When Johny tried to play a new video game on his computater, it began to smell of burnt fries.
See potato, over..