What is Ninjas?
1.
A group (ninjas) or single person (ninja) that is trained in the martial arts. They are the coolest thing on the planet and live in competition with pirates.
Ninjas are so cool that I flipped out, kicked my mom in the face and crapped my pants all in one motion.
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2.
Mammals who fight all the time and whose sole purpose in life is to flip out and kill people.
Natural predators with only one enemy in nature, namely Pirates.
"Holy crap, that ninja is sooo freaking sweet!"
3.
A non-word used by people who don't know that:
1. There are no plurals in Japanese and
2. Pluralizing Japanese nouns makes them sound like verbs.
Wrong: Ninjas are always fighting.
Right: There are about 8 ninja surrounding us.
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4.
The single-handed most common ruiner of Erotic Stories
"I was having buttsecks but then Ninjas attacked. Bugger"
5.
A word used to avoid using the word nigga.
WTF are they doing, them ninjas is crazy!
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6.
plural for
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7.
horrible stomach cramps and pains that sneak up on your like a band of ninja fighters
Ohhh god the ninjas! I shouldn't of eaten those eggs, being egg intolerant as I am.
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