Ninjavitis

What is Ninjavitis?

1. An oral condition that causes ones breath to be so noxious that it can sneak up on unsuspecting people and be nearly fatal.

2. When the physical state of ones mouth is so repugnant that it looks like a skilled ninja has drop-kicked them squarely in the mouth.

1. I heard that John is in the hospital, cuz he went to kiss Sheila goodnight, and her ninjavitis made him go into shock.

2. god rest his soul, but ODB musta been in a fight with the RZA cause even his goldfronts had sum ninjavitis

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