What is Ninjew?
1.
A ninjew is a Jew who has developed some level of skill in
Ninjews are rare and hard to pick out of a crowd.
Facts:
1. Ninjews are mammals, and often hairy to the point of being
2. Ninjews fight ALL the time, except when they're drinking or bitching. A bitch-drink-fight cycle is not uncommon.
3. The purpose of the ninjew is to flip out and kill people.
Ted is wailing on a guitar while he's drinking, and that's totally sweet. You can tell he's a ninjew.
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A disciple of Abraham himself, the Ninjew is ever aware of his surroundings. Skilled in the ways of Jew-Jitsu and Jew Fu, he can conquer any opponent before they can run. Silent, Deadly, and Jewish is some of their best traits, as well as stealth, percision, and mimicry. Thye can blend into the crowd without even trying to. Their skin scalds when in contact of ham products and non-Kosher foods. Their natural enemies are pirates, zombies, zombie pirates, communists, and of course, members of the Roman Catholic chruch.
Ninjews were heroes of the Jews held in ghettos during the Holocaust. They give credit to others instead of themselves to avoid being detected. They have killed several dictators, making it look like suicide when in fact it was bloody torture with a side of death. They just clean up very, very well.
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3.
A silent, stealthy, jewish assassin. Skilled in
Often prays on Nazis.
Nazi: Ok, so a Rabbi walks into a bar, and orders---
Ninjew: *STRIKE*
*Silence*
4.
One of Jewish faith who possesses the agility, strength, cunning, fortitude, and lethality of a ninja.
CNN: Today a whole crowd of Catholics attending a submarine sandwich aficionado and catholics for condoms festival were assaulted by a gaggle of NinJews. There were no witnesses, but the stray steel throwing yamikas was enough proof for law officials to make a sweeping generalization.
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5.
A person of Hebrew descent or Jewish religion, who, by their inclusion into the sects of the Martial Arts, have gained status as a Ninja.
Ninjews are the primary enemy of our
The ninjew leapt onto the roof with the silent grace attained by years of training (and daily prayer).
6.
When playing Day of Defeat, the guy who hides by the enemy's first flag and waits for his team to cap the rest of them. Then, right when they least expect it, he jumps out like a ninja and caps their first flag.
That cap was sooo ninjew.