Ninjistics

What is Ninjistics?


1.

A term related to the amount of questions a ninja can answer in one Podcast. There is not a number high enough to count how many he could answer.

In the process of processing these ninjistics, your head would explode, like Scanners, if you also added a big spoonful of Wrath of Khan.

See also ninjonics, the more urban form of the word.

Last night my brother asked Uncle Ninja how many questions he could answer in a podcast. Uncle dropped into ninjistics mode. Later my mother made me clean up the fragments of my dear brother's head.

See wrath of khan, ninja, ninjanomics

2.

the art of learning how to be a ninja or the art of being a ninja.

Grasshopper, today you will be learning ninjistics by walking swifty across water.

See rice cakes, ninja


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