Ninpire

What is Ninpire?


1.

A deadly hybrid of a ninja and a vampire. Pissing one off or having delicious blood will ALWAYS result in death. Sometimes, they will kill you just because they don't like you or they are hungry. Ninpires are not always ninja-ing around and can appear as a regular human, which makes them very difficult to identify.

Kristin: Guess what?

Linden: What?

Kristin: I'm a ninpire

Linden: Wtf is that?

Kristin: Part ninja part vampire

Linden: Pfft there's no such thing

Kristin: DEATH BECOMES OF YOU!

Kristin: **sucks Linden's blood, then kills her in a ninja manner**

See ninja, vampire, blood, hybrid, ninja-ing

2.

A deadly hybrid of a ninja and a vampire. Pissing one off or having delicious blood will ALWAYS result in death. Sometimes, they will kill you just because they don't like you or they are hungry. Ninpires are not always ninja-ing around and can appear as a regular human, which makes them very difficult to identify.

Kristin: Guess what?

Linden: What?

Kristin: I'm a ninpire

Linden: Wtf is that?

Kristin: Part ninja part vampire

Linden: Pfft there's no such thing

Kristin: DEATH BECOMES OF YOU!

Kristin: **sucks Linden's blood, then kills her in a ninja manner**

See ninja, vampire, blood, hybrid, ninja-ing


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