Nintendo Fanboy

What is Nintendo Fanboy?


1.

Gamers who spend their free time (and probably their work time) talking about how great Nintendo is; defending the company despite various disastrous business ventures and decisions.

They have plenty of time on their hands to stuff online polls at GameFaq when they involve Nintendo franchises, to explain why companies don't want to develop software for their consoles, why Nintendo is better than Sony and MS when it comes to their bottom line and how Wii was made for them in mind instead of the "people who don't play games".

They are a misguided group, these fanboys.

Nintendo fanboys are lame, says Scott.

See nintendo, mario, sony, loser

2.

One who obsesses over or worships Nintendo, like it was his Godor Religion. Usually over-obsessive and capable of writing a 200 word essay contradicting someone for plainly stating they dislike Nintendo.

Sony Fanboy: "Sony r0xx0rz!"

Nintendo Fanboy: "Oh really? Just so you know, t3h GCN is more powerful than the PS2, doesn't need a DVD Player to draw in people, even though Sony's sucks anyhow, has a better Good to Bad game Ratio than Sony, and..."

Microsoft Fanboy: "Nintendo is for kids, bizatch."

Nintendo Fanboy: "Halo F**ker"

*Sony and Microsoft Fanboys proceed to beat up Nintendo Fanboy*

3.

Someone who defends Nintendo as if it was his girlfriend.

A person who does not listen to reason and does not shut up about how great Nintendo is when their are in fact bad things about the system.

Yells and cries and throws a HUGE fuss and probibly writes a ten page temper tantrum when somebody simply writes; "Nintendo sucks".

Thinks he's a badass and tries to put down other consoles by posting a bunch of garbage about PS2, XBOX, PSP, etc. When in fact he has no clue what he's talking about and gets mad when people tell him that.

Tries to convince others that Nintendo is better...which shows that this person has NO life whatsoever.

An all around fucking idiot who deserves to have his internet connection taken away from him forver.

XBOX & PS2 SUCKS! WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY GAMES LIKE HALO 1 & 2, GTA 3-SA, SILENT HILL 1-4, HALF LIFE 1 & 2, MGS 2 & 3, FINAL FANTASY 7-11, MAX PAYNE 1 & 2, DEVIL MAY CRY, FABLE, FATAL FRAME, DARK CLOUD 1 & 2 AND OTHER GAMES LIKE THAT WHEN NINTENDO'S GAMES ARE 5 TRILLION BILLION MILLION TIMES BETTER! STFU, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE! GC DOESN'T NEED A DVD PLAYER! DVD PLAYERS SUCK ANYWAYS! WHO CARES ABOUT ONLINE? I DON'T! IF YOU DON'T LIKE NINTENDO, YOU'RE A STUPID FACE!!!

This is all we see when Nintendo fanboys decide to type.

4.

Retarded person within the Nintendo religion. Would die to defend Nintendo.

Calls Nintendo 'innovative', without knoving what innovative means.

Nintendo fanboy: xbox 360 and ps3 is teh suxx0r !!!! 11 one wii is innovative ! who the fuck needs a dvd player and internett and bluray ??????

Normal person: What is a Wii?

Nintendo fanboy: OMFGz you r sony fanboy u suxxxxxx0r !!! 111

See fanboy, idiot, retard, 12 year old, childish

5.

A person who favors nintendo over Microsoft and Sony.Above defs are stereotypes. I should know. Im a nintendo fanboy.

Nintendo Fanboy 4 Life!!!

See pie, sony, microsoft, video games


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